0. Height
I have no idea… between 2 and 12 feet, probably
1.Virgin?
Haha, yes. Proudly.
2.Shoe Size
9 1/2
3.Do you Smoke?
Do you think I’m stupid
4.Do you Drink?
see above
5.Do you take drugs?
Yes, it’s called life.
6.Age you get mistaken for
65. I know, weird right?
7.Have Tattoos?
No
8.Want any tattoos?
No
9.Got any Piercings?
No
10.Want any Piercings?
Hell no
11.Best friend?
Yes, Kelly
12.Relationship status
Bestest Best Friends (Don’t ask)
13.Biggest turn ons
ummmm… a great personality, inteligence… never really thought about this before…
14.Biggest turn offs
Stupidity, evil… rudeness…
15.Favorite Movie
Depends on the day of the week
16.I’ll love you if
You love me and not in a creepy stalker way
17.Someone you miss
My Uncle
18.Most traumatic experience
My uncle’s death
19.A fact about your personality
I tend to be pickyabout food
20.What I hate most about myself
My occasional anger and moodiness
21.What I love most about myself
My intelligence and my rapier wit
22.What I want to be when I get older
A filmmaker
23.My relationship with my sibling(s)
Love, but not like
24.My relationship with my parent(s)
I’m kind to them and they’re kind to me… if I’m not then…
25.My idea of a perfect date
Hit the cinema for a fantastc movie, go to an italian restaurant or cafe then walk down the streets of paris at night
26.My biggest pet peeves
Wet socks and stupid people
27.A description of the girl/boy I like
She’s witty, goofy, beautiful, caring, smart and all around amazing
28.A description of the person I dislike the most
He’s a hypocritical, self-absorbed, whiny and needy asshole whose very existence bothers me to no end
29.A reason I’ve lied to a friend
To not let them know what their christmas present was
30.What I hate the most about work/school
The complete and utter boring nature of the subject material
31.What my last text message says
“I can’t find my phone”
32.What words upset me the most
banana hammock
33.What words make me feel the best about myself
Less of a word and more of laughter
34.What I find attractive in women
Their tendency to be kind and more logical
35.What I find attractive in men
…hmmmm… they aren’t women
36.Where I would like to live
London
37.One of my insecurities
People aren’t telling me things
38.My childhood career choice
Detective
39.My favorite ice cream flavor
Cookies n cream
40.Who wish I could be
Myself, but with a shit ton of money
41.Where I want to be right now
hmmm… Paris, with kelly
42.The last thing I ate
Ice Cream
43.Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
Person? Dang it, guess I can’t say Grover then…
44.A random fact about anything
Did you know that 99.9% of people haven’t heard this fact before?